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"Orc Caress" Card
For the adventurer who knows the heartbreak of a critical fail... Remind them that even when life hands you a natural 1, there's always the option to awkwardly caress an orc instead. Perfect for those moments when words fail (and dice betray), this card lets you send a little uncomfortable affection. Blank inside so you can add your own well-meaning fumble. Envelope included, because orcs may not appreciate it, but your friends will!